The Empire of Wolves and Zebras is a mammoth, socially progressive nation, renowned for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 8.315 billion Wolves and Zebrasians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, although Welfare, Healthcare, and Public Transport are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.1%.

The strong Wolves and Zebrasian economy, worth 384 trillion bitcoins a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery, Arms Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 46,215 bitcoins, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 297,863 per year while the poor average 2,897, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Wolves and Zebras's national animal is the wolfzebra, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Wolves and Zebras is ranked 257,876^th in the world and 13^th in Horrible Badness for Most Accessible, scoring 195.04 on the Keller-Reeve Index.